Dear Blank Please Blank is a funny little site perfect for procrastinating. Their posts are these awesome quips, not sure who wrote them all, but I know you can submit your own. Well, they have paired up with the fabulous Sapling Press letterpress shop and you can now have a lovely pressed print that makes you chuckle every time you pass it. The Unicorns is my fav, but there are so many good ones.
Found on Design, Work, Life - one of my current favourite blogs.
